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The Perfect BabysittersEdit

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Template:D: Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on. I'm afraid we can't go to the parent's evening.
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Template:D: Ready to go.
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Template:D: Ah.
Template:D: Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.
Template:D: Template:D What?
Template:D: Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!
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Template:D: Richard, where did you find that guy?
Template:D: Template:D On the Internet...
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Template:D: Template:D Where am I going to find a babysitter at this time?
Template:D: Ahem!
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Template:D: Template:D I can't believe I'm going to say this. I guess you guys are old enough to babysit?
Template:D and Template:D: Us?
Template:D: Yes, you. But promise you'll be responsible.
Template:D: I promise to be the most responsible kid and will handle my responsibilities in the most responsible way.
Template:D: Yeah, responsible!
Template:D: You have no idea what responsible means, do you?
Template:D and Template:D: Nah.
Template:D: It means acting like a grownup. And most of all, it means taking care of your little sister.
Template:D: Template:D What?!
Template:D: Can I trust you guys to do that?
Template:D: Come on, Mom. We were born reprehensible.
Template:D: Template:D Responsible.
Template:D: Yeah, that's what I meant.
Template:D: Richard, put your pants on. We're off.
Template:D: No!
Template:D: Richard. Pants... on.
Template:D: No!
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Template:D: Nooo! I don't wanna go to school!
Template:D: We have to go! It's a parents evening, and we are the parents! Template:D
Template:D: I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.
Template:D: Don't worry, Mom. You won't be disappointed.
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Template:D: So how do you feel, Darwin?
Template:D: Pretty responsible. And you?
Template:D: I feel like a new man... a responsible man.
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Template:D: Template:D I can't believe this. I'm going upstairs.
Template:D and Template:D: Template:D STAIRS! AAAHHH!
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Template:D: Oww! What are you doing?
Template:D: Seventy-nine percent of stair accidents happen on the stairs.
Template:D: What does that even mean?
Template:D: It means you're safer sitting here.
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Template:D: Okay.
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Template:D (Template:D): Welcome to Daisy the Donkey show! We'll be right back after these messages.
Template:D (Template:D): When you're deciding where to go for a hamburger-
Template:D: Template:D Aah! Commercials! They'll corrupt your mind!
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Template:D: Bad commercials! Bad commercials!
Template:D: Are you completely out of your mind?
Template:D: There's...too...much...violence...on...TV...anyway.
Template:D: And you chose to demonstrate that by smashing the TV in front of me?
Template:D: It was the responsible thing to do.
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Template:D: Even though you set it on fire.
Template:D: It's not on fire. Template:D Oh, it is on fire... Template:D FIRE!
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Template:D: Stop! Don't throw water on an electrical-
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Template:D: -fire... You should always use a fire extinguisher or if unavailable, baking soda. Template:D But most importantly call an adult or the emergency services.
Template:D: Yeah of course, but ours was a responsible demonstration of what not to do in case of an electrical fire.
Template:D: How could Mom put you in charge? Template:D
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Template:D: What is wrong with you?!
Template:D: Papercuts.
Template:D: Ridiculous, and look at the mess you're making!
Template:D: It's a small price to pay for your safety.
Template:D: You're too young to understand.
Template:D: Excuse me, but who makes your breakfast every day?
Template:D and Template:D: You, of course.
Template:D: And who helps you with your homework?
Template:D and Template:D: You.
Template:D: So I should be in charge.
Template:D: But who did Mom put in charge?
Template:D: You...
Template:D: So who has to do what we say?
Template:D: [sighs] Me.

Pre-PTA MeetingEdit

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Template:D: Uhh, I feel like I'm in one of those dreams. The ones where you go to school naked.
Template:D: Oh come on Richard, stop being so dramatic. We're the parents now, there's nothing she can do to you.
Template:D: You get an F minus in parenting! Next!
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Template:D: Oh, the Wattersons.
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Template:D: Are you aware that your husband isn't wearing any pants?

Back to the KidsEdit

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Template:D: Aw, look at that grumpy little face.
Template:D: I know what will cheer her up. How about a walk in the park?
Template:D: Hmm, yeah I guess that could be okay.

ParkEdit

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Template:D: Come on, it's for your own safety.
Template:D: Oh, isn't she lovely? How old is she then?
Template:D: She's four now.
Template:D: Well now, you want a biscuit? Huh? You won't get a taste of this you won't ever get a taste of this that's right cause it's mine. Whoo I was just teasin' ya, you want a little bit of-
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Template:D: [Yells] Oh, she bit me!
Template:D: You know what this means?
Template:D: She must be hungry!
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HungryEdit

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Template:D: It's time for num-nums! We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato, and a little something for dessert.
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Template:D: Are you kidding me?
Template:D: Template:D Of course! That food is way too chunky for a little baby like her, she could choke.
Template:D: I know what to do.
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Template:D: Bon appetit! Template:D
Template:D: Alright, you asked for this. Template:D
Template:D: Okay, bath time.

BathingEdit

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Template:D: Ah, just right.
Template:D: Isn't water dangerous?
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Template:D: How do you expect me to wash myself without water?
Template:D: Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?
Template:D: Fine, get out of here!
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Template:D: They grow up so fast.
Template:D: Shhh!
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Template:D: Is that water I hear?
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Template:D: No! I just... flushed?
Template:D: Oh, speaking of which we're gonna need you to wear this.
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Template:D: WHAT!?!
Template:D: We don't want you to have any accidents.
Template:D: Very responsible thinking, Gumball.
Template:D: Hm, thanks.
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Template:D: Now be a big girl and...
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Template:D: There's no way I'm wearing a diaper!
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Template:D: Get back here!
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Template:D: Come back Anais! You can run but you can't hide!
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Template:D and Template:D: Run! Hide!
Template:D: Put it on!
Template:D: Never!
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Template:D: Open this door young lady! Don't make me tell Mom that you've been a bad baby!
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Template:D: Template:D Aah! She's not in there, she ran out the window!
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Template:D: Oh, what's mom gonna think? We're in so much trouble!
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Template:D: You goons really walked into that one!
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Template:D: Anais, let us in.
Template:D: Babysit yourself on the roof until Mom and Dad come back.
Template:D and Template:D: Anais! Anais!
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Template:D: Oh look, a book, I hope I don't give myself a papercut.
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Template:D and Template:D: Anais!
Template:D: Oh no, no diaper. I surely hope I don't have an accident, on your bed!
Template:D and Template:D: Anais! Template:D Anais!!
Template:D: And you know what I'm gonna have now? A nice relaxing bath, with real water!
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Post-PTA meetingEdit

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Template:D: Well, it could've been worse.
Template:D: Are you kidding me? Look at the bill, how do you set fire to a swimming pool?
Template:D: cool]] I know, pretty good huh?
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Template:D: ...that you're always there to keep an eye on them?
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UnderwaterEdit

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Template:D: Do something!
Template:D: Get on the bed and stay where you are. We'll figure out a way to rescue you.
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Template:D: Don't worry! I'll smash the door in- Template:D Ah! You wouldn't know where the keys are by any chance, would you?
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Template:D: Somewhere safe.
Template:D: Ah, what are we gonna do?
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Template:D: Hey, how's it going?
Template:D: I don't know, how do you think it's going?
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Template:D: Okay, take a deep breath.
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Template:D, Template:D and Template:D: Woohoo!
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Template:D: Good job everyone!
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Template:D: Hey don't worry, we can use this diaper as a parachute and float safely down to-
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Template:D: Template:D They're back!
Template:D, Template:D, and Template:D: Oh no.
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Template:D: See honey? I told you there was nothing to worry about.
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Template:D: Hi.
Template:D: Thank heavens you're safe!
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Template:D: So you're not angry at us for trashing the house?
Template:D: Oh no. Angry doesn't BEGIN TO COVER IT!!!!!!!

Blame GameEdit

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Template:D: How do you burn a TV underwater?
Template:D: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!?!
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Template:D: Mom, it's my--
Template:D: No, I've got this.
Template:D: No, Gumball, it was me that left the faucet running!
Template:D: Please sis, let your brother be "responsible" for once in his life.
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Template:D: Thanks, Gumball.
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Template:D: Mom... Template:D, it was Darwin. Template:D
Template:D: WHAT!?! It was her that flooded the place! Template:D
Template:D: I thought you were going to take the rap! Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault. She was the one who left Gumball in charge.
Template:D: Well it, it's Dad's fault for not finding a proper babysitter!
Template:D: Well, um, none of this would've happened if it wasn't for you! Template:D
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Template:D: Um, who are you blaming here?
Template:D: The internet?
Template:D: Template:Dialogue Yeah, that's good enough.
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